Quattro Fourcheesio $15/20

mozzarella, provolone, romano, and herbed ricotta

The Hamburglar $17/22

ground beef, cheese, bacon, onions, pickles, with a swirl of mustard on a Sesame seed crust

The Supreme Team $18/23

bacon, pepperoni, Italian sausage, ground beef, Canadian bacon, black & green olives, bell peppers, onions, shrooms, and roasted pepperoncini

Wake and Bake $8/23

bacon, cheddar, mozzarella, crispy hash browns, sunny-side up eggs, green onions, fresh cracked black pepper, and Alredope sauce

Buddah Lovers Only $16/21

olive oil, mozzarella, fresh spinach, roasted garlic, shrooms, onions, black & green olives, bell peppers, and Roma tomatoes

The Montrosaurus Rex $18/23

pepperoni, mozzarella, real bacon, salami, Canadian bacon, Italian sausage, and roasted pepperoncini

MF Shrooms $15/20

a few fat grams of shrooms, roasted garlic, mozzarella, herbed ricotta, and olive oil

Kona Gold $17/22

fresh pineapple, bacon, mozzarella, pepperoni, and our pickled jalapeños

Spittin’ Venom $18/23

fresh jalapeños, fresh habañeros, roasted chicken, bacon, provolone, Chipotlé honey, and a squeeze of lemon

Stankonia $17/22

anchovies, mozzarella, roasted garlic, Chevré, and caramelized onions

3 In Da' Mornin $16/21

bacon, caramelized onions, goat cheese, roasted garlic, Chipotlé honey

Kushmaster $15/20

fresh mozzarella, provolone, olive oil, a swirl of marinara, fresh basil, and romano

Mother Clucker $17/22

Alfredope sauce, roasted chicken, roasted red peppers, bacon, green onions

Bacontomatonator $17/22

mozzarella, provolone, tomato, bacon, fresh basil, cracked pepper, and a swirl of balsamic reduction

No Way Dude! $18/23

Impossible Beef, goat cheese, and caramelized onions

Queen Marge Bouvier $15/20

olive oil, Roma tomato, fresh mozzarella, romano, and fresh basil

DIY $12/16

Dank Toppings

pepperoni, Italian sausage, bell peppers, fresh jalapeños, house-pickled jalapeños, red onions, ground beef, shrooms, black olives, green olives, provolone, roasted garlic, Canadian bacon, roasted chicken, cheddar, fresh basil $1.5/2

Extra Dank Toppings

caramelized onions, herbed ricotta, anchovies, roasted pepperoncinis, mortadella, salami, fresh spinach, fresh Habañeros, gabagool, fresh mozzarella, fresh pineapple, Chevré, real bacon, roasted red peppers, Chipotlé honey $2/2.5

Sunny-side eggs $1 ea / 6 max

House-made meatballs $4/6

Impossible Beef $2.5/3

MUNCHIES

Heady Bread $3

toasty, buttered, and garlicked

Cheez-ee Bread $5

melted mozzarella, Provolone, and Romano.
Add any toppings for $1 - Maximum 4

Cheeze Blunts 5 for $7 / 10 for $13

Ooey, gooey, hand-rolled, crispy, mozzarella sticks

Gnarlic Gnots $5

toasted, golden pillows of doughy goodness. Doused in Gnarlic butter and blessed with Romano

All served with Marinara

GREENERY

Homemade Caesar $4 / $8

House Salad $4 / $8

with Vinaigrette or Ranch

add Roasted Chicken to either salad $6

NICE SLICES

Cheese $3

Pepperoni $3.75

Secret Slice $ecret Price

El Jefe Slice $5 Cheese / $5.75 Pepperoni

SIDE PIECES

Cool Ranch $1.5

Marinara $1.5

Chipotle Hot Honey $2

Balsamic Glaze $2.5

XXXL Ranch $5

SAMMICHES

All served on a toasty, fresh roll with chips

Meatball Deluxe $12

home-made meatballs, melted mozzarella and provolone, smothered with marinara, blessed with parmesan

The Bird is the Word $10

Roasted chicken, provolone, pepperoncini peppers, raosted red peppers, vinaigrette, and a side of ranch. Served warm

SWEETS

Cannoli 2 for $5 / 5 for $10

loaded with whipped ricotta, pistachios, orange marmalade, and chocolate chips

Ice Cream Float $7

Root Beer, Coca-Cola, or Dr Pepper

GLASS BOTTLE SODAS

Mexican Coke $3.25

Sprite $3.25

Dublin DP $3.25

Topo Chico $3.25

Diet Coke $3.25

Rotating Root Beer $3.75

JOLT 16oz. (can) $8